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Bill Watterson

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle

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