Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
BILL WATTERSONIf you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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