I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSONYou know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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