Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
BILL WATTERSONOf course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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