Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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