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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Beautiful Grow Up Thinking
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking

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