Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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