I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
BILL WATTERSONI’m related to people I don’t relate to.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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