Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSON
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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You know, a lot of people feel that sobriety is about just stopping using whatever it was that you appeared to be addicted to, but it really has to do with a way of looking at your life and taking accountability.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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