I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONIt seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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