Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSON- Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSONThat’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
BILL WATTERSONReading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSONThings are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
BILL WATTERSONScientific Progress goes boink?
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I’m willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.
BILL WATTERSONI’m willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSONYou can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
BILL WATTERSONThe way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
BILL WATTERSONEvery artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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