I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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