Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
BILL WATTERSONI know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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