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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.

Bill Watterson

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special

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