A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
BILL WATTERSONThings are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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