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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
BILL WATTERSON

Cute Funny Life Stars
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
BILL WATTERSON

Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON

Bird Bugs Taste
I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
BILL WATTERSON

Aggerations Character Expression Moving
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
BILL WATTERSON

Fully Great Minded Potential
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
BILL WATTERSON

Comforting Few Late Less
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Inspirational Science
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSON

Bad Helping Mood
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Change Different Funny Life
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
BILL WATTERSON

Detours Motivational Truth
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSON

Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Future Humorous

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

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