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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Bill Watterson

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

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