MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
BILL WATTERSONIf people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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