Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
BILL WATTERSONIf people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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