Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSONIf people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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