The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSONFor me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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