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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Bill Watterson

If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Inspirational Nature Stars
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Kids Publication School Yearbook
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Beautiful Grow Up Thinking
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous

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