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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.

Bill Watterson

Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Failure Headed Resources Success Truth
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking

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