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BILL WATTERSONArt has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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