Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
BILL WATTERSONDo you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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