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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Bill Watterson

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Footstep Important Made Matter Precious
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough

You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

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