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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.

Bill Maher

Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Dance Popular Stardom
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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Animal Dog Home Love Myself Reason World
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Children Date Different Myself Ritual
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking
If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Abuse Children Follower Leadership Yourself
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Better Complain Man Start Taste Woman

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.

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