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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.

Bill Maher

Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
BILL MAHER

Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin
When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
BILL MAHER

Office People Silence Talk
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
BILL MAHER

Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
BILL MAHER

Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
BILL MAHER

Fear Information Rule Tribe
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHER

Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Certain Ideas People Problem
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHER

Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
False hope really makes you cynical.
BILL MAHER

Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
BILL MAHER

Angry Generation Machine Question Young
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
BILL MAHER

Myself Religious

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.

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