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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.

Bill Maher

Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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Believe Death Egg Goodness War
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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God Life Misery Myself Pain Talk Terrible
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity

We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.

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