Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
BILL MAHERIn the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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