In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHERWe need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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