Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
BILL MAHERReligion is insanity by consensus.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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