Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
BILL MAHERReligion is insanity by consensus.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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