I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
BILL MAHERReligion is insanity by consensus.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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