Men are only as loyal as their options.
BILL MAHERReligion is insanity by consensus.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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