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Religion is insanity by consensus.

Bill Maher

We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Day Herself Mad Nation Speech Tragedy Weapon
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Feeling Myself Shoes Stand Wear
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Children Law Message People Right Straight
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Himself Problem Worship
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Conservative Human Money Myself Profit Universal
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Hot Man Reading Stop Thinking Woman World

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