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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

Bill Maher

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money Yourself
The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Food Home President Teaching Time Visit White Yourself
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
BILL MAHER

Control Government Myself Ourselves Statement

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