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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

Bill Maher

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
BILL MAHER

Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHER

Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Bank Funny Gun Weapon Yourself
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHER

Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHER

Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
BILL MAHER

Click Perspective Reading Religious Software
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
BILL MAHER

Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
BILL MAHER

Activist People Sexuality Stop
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
BILL MAHER

Big Ideas Myself Woman
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
BILL MAHER

Attention Country Pay Stupidity

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