Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
BILL MAHERI have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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