Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBYThere is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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