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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun

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