When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
BILL COSBYThere is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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