No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
BILL COSBYThere is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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