The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
BILL COSBYThere is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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