That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYThere is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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