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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget

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