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Bill Cosby

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

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