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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World

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