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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human

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