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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself

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