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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself

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