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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship

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