As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYWhen you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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