I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYWhen you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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