Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYWhen you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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