And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYWhen you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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