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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

Bill Cosby

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman

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