I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYI don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYWhen you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYAnd so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBYAll parents experience the same problems.
BILL COSBYAll Children Have Brain Damage!
BILL COSBYI’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYThe heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBYIf you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYNothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYWomen don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBY