People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
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People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
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I think we’ve missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro… to catch whatever it is that’s forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it’s a bit of a long shot.
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Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
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What I’d like to do now – well, what I’d like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
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Work hard, save and live within your means.
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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