I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEYIt’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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