I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEYIt’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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