black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

Andy Rooney

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEY

Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEY

Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
ANDY ROONEY

Certain Finding Frustration Time
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
ANDY ROONEY

Learning Life Myself Tough
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEY

Animal Forget Grandparents
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
ANDY ROONEY

Character Flaw Myself Serious
Being kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEY

Important Kind Right
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEY

Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
ANDY ROONEY

Basic Education Life Myself Need
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEY

Eat Food Man Reality
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
ANDY ROONEY

Computer Easy Need Work
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
ANDY ROONEY

Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
All of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEY

Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
ANDY ROONEY

Better Truth World
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Admit Economist Talk

Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

Related Topics

Popular Authors

Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Andy Rooney Quotes