Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEYWould a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEYAnyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEYThe average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
ANDY ROONEYAll economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYI don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEYA woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEYThose of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
ANDY ROONEYIf dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
ANDY ROONEYAll of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEYI don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
ANDY ROONEY