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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Andy Rooney

Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World

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