Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYAlways keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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