You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYYou can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
ANDY ROONEYWould a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYAge is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
ANDY ROONEYUnfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEYIf you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
ANDY ROONEYI’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
ANDY ROONEYChristians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYI dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
ANDY ROONEYLooking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
ANDY ROONEY