I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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