The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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