It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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