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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.

Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
ANDY ROONEY

Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEY

Day Learning Myself Person
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time

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