If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEYI’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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