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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.

Andy Rooney

Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself

Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.

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