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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.

Andy Rooney

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher

Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.

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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.

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