Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEYThe two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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