The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEYThe two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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