I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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