I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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