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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEY

Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEY

Drop Oneself Worth
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEY

Learning Love Show Yourself
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
ANDY ROONEY

Finish Myself Problem Remember
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
ANDY ROONEY

Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEY

Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
ANDY ROONEY

End Live People Remember Teacher
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
ANDY ROONEY

Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

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