Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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