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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Andy Rooney

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
ANDY ROONEY

Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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