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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Andy Rooney

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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