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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Andy Rooney

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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