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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Andy Rooney

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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