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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Andy Rooney

Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Admit Economist Talk
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEY

Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
ANDY ROONEY

Advice Cook Himself Meat

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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