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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.

Andy Rooney

We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young

Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.

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