Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
ANDY ROONEYConservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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