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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.

Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
ANDY ROONEY

Average Dog Nice Person
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEY

Day Learning Myself Person
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself

Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.

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