I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
ANDY ROONEYConservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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