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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.

Andy Rooney

Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
ANDY ROONEY

Hunter Old Word
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
ANDY ROONEY

Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman

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