The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYAll of us talk faster than we listen.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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