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Andy Rooney

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work

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