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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.

Andy Rooney

I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
ANDY ROONEY

Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart

My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.

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