Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEYMy most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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