Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
ANDY ROONEYMy most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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