Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEYWomen realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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