He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
AMBROSE BIERCEDistance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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