Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
AMBROSE BIERCEDistance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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