Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
AMBROSE BIERCELottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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