To the eye of failure success is an accident.
AMBROSE BIERCELottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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