Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
AMBROSE BIERCEPresent, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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