ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
AMBROSE BIERCELAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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