Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
AMBROSE BIERCEOptimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
-
-
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
AMBROSE BIERCE